Earl's Pearls

I haven't waxed rhapsodic about my social life of late but I'm going to wait to mock the Democrats anti propaganda bill for later. Speaking of later I owe you folks a royal reaming of both the Chicago Cub and Bear each of which needs to suck me into a coma. That would be the only sucking for moi of late which leads me back to the social life.

I find I'm once again "out there." I don't know where there is. I just know that if you're married you're not "there" which must mean you're here.

People in relationships always say don't go there. Maybe I went there and now I'm out there. I'm out there because I have a penchant for dating younger, very attractive women. And as somebody told me. Younger women "have too many options."

So I'm out there. It's not so bad out there. I was here and miserable so I filed for divorce. Of course, even though it's not too bad out there and I opted to go out there it would still be nice to find somebody out there so that we would both be here.

I'm not averse to dating "grown up women". In fact I'd prefer it. It's just that in some cruel darwinian fashion, most of the "grown up woman" are not out there. The smart, funny, good looking ones got snapped up by Darwinian men when they were out there. Maybe I'm just in the wrong neighborhood out there.

And so the search continues. In Starbux, at my gym, at the convent. I might start going to child birthing classes. I read that there are a lot of women there.

If I ever figure out how to post pictures on this sucker I'll start sharing the social life with cyberspace. I guess I better have my dates sign a release.

So Condi Rice was confirmed today by an 86-13 count.

That's right, 13 racist Senators from the far left voted to keep a black woman from being Secretary of State. One of the 13 was a former Klansman Robert Byrd.

Sidenote, ever notice how most of your most famous racists are Democrats? Bull Connor, Lester Maddox, George Wallace.

But I digress. Very telling on the votes of 2 Democratic, liberal senators. The only black senator, and a guy I talked to at the gym this past Sunday, Barack Obama voted yea. So did Hillary Clinton, who is tacking right while her party heads off the cliff with Babs Boxer.

Don't mess with Texas.

At the inauguration yesterday President Bush and U. of Texas alumnus Jenna Bush gave the finest symbol in all of college sports, the Hook em Horns to the Longhorn Marching Band.

In Norway they were shocked at the site of Bush giving a "satanic" symbol. I'll post the picture when I figure out how.

I love the President marketing my alma mater and spooking Europe at the same time.

Hey Sooners, you're fucking next.

Well that was fun while it lasted.

It took a week under Abbas for an attack on Israeli civilians.

As Carmine said to Dean Wormer "you better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours."

So the Prince of England and heir to the throne gets caught wearing a Swastika. Hard to believe they lost the empire.

The network who gave us "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?" "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance" and of course, "Who's Your Daddy" refuses to run a commercial of Mickey Rooney's booty. Am I the only one who thinks that the Ass of an 80 year old would be an upgrade in Fox's programming?

Hard to figure out just who was the looniest/funniest Dem on opening day of Congress.

We have the always loony Maxine Waters being embarrassed to share a race with Ken Blackwell. We have the protest of the Ohio vote b/c some voters had to wait too long. According to Barbara Boxer, this is Blackwell's fault even though the long lines were in democratic counties run by democratic people. Wow just like Palm Beach Dade and Broward.

I wonder if 120k people went home in Cuyahoga county b/c of the long lines. I wonder too if they would have all voted for Kerry.

Then we have the Gonzalez confirmation hearing where Leahy is suggesting that Al katy be subject to the Geneva Convention. Now that's a platform to get the Jesus freaks to vote Dem.

Loony boy, if you ain't wearing a uniform and you're intentionally killing civilians you don't get geneva rights. Of course, Leahy wants us not interrogating Al Katy since they deserve the rights. Not just not torturing mind you, not interrogating.

Finally we have Teddy K. Who's shocked. Shocked to find water boarding going on and making people have a drowning sensation.

A good start towards regaining majority status for the Dems.

Last year the Defensive Coordinator of the Bear was a blowhard named Greg Blache. He said, paraphrased, that sacks aren't important. I think what he meant was pressure was important sacks less so. But that gives him a huge benefit of the doubt.

Here's what H.O.F. coach Marv Levy says about sacks "You have second-and-long and third-and-long situations that lead to turnovers, and it all stems from sacks. A lot of bad things happen from sacks.''

Fortunately for the Bear, Blache was sacked and demoted to linebacker or line coach in DC.

It's typical of Bear coaches they get demoted when they leave. Their last regime of the head coach, off coord, and def coord all took lesser jobs. Now that Terry Shea has been sacked look for his next job to be a lesser one too.

The cycle of ineptitude continues in Chicago.

Stuffing the Channel

It's typical of software companies that towards the end of a quarter they send a lot of product to their distributors. They are able to show it as a sale and make the quarterly figures look good. Then the distributor returns the unsold merchandise at a later date.

Story today has Krispy Kreme stuffing the channel with donuts.

So apparently Krispy Kreme is getting old meldy donuts returned to them at a later date.

In a related story there's a shortage of food in the Tsunami areas.
Can't we put these two stories together?

Is there anybody who hasn't been so drunk that they ate a stale donut? My point is made.