Friday, February 25, 2005
A man who says his former lover deceived him by getting pregnant using semen obtained through oral sex can sue for emotional distress — but not theft, an appeals court has ruled.
Dr. Richard O. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" six years ago, but she says they had the baby through sexual intercourse.
Let me see if I have this straight. You can save jism in your mouth and then replant it into your vagina?
No doubt in my mind that Dr. Irons is Jewish. Jewish women never swallow.
On that note men, this is a major reason why a woman should take all of your donative juices and make all gone.
Dr. Richard O. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" six years ago, but she says they had the baby through sexual intercourse.
Let me see if I have this straight. You can save jism in your mouth and then replant it into your vagina?
No doubt in my mind that Dr. Irons is Jewish. Jewish women never swallow.
On that note men, this is a major reason why a woman should take all of your donative juices and make all gone.
Thursday, February 24, 2005
"I must say I don't know what the Democrats do to regain momentum."
-- Former Vice President Walter Mondale
This is the guy the Democrats wanted to run in Minnesota when Sen. Wellstone died in a plane crash. What ideas. What leadership.
I can't believe in a prior life I was a liberal and voted for this guy, 1984.
-- Former Vice President Walter Mondale
This is the guy the Democrats wanted to run in Minnesota when Sen. Wellstone died in a plane crash. What ideas. What leadership.
I can't believe in a prior life I was a liberal and voted for this guy, 1984.
Saturday, February 05, 2005
Blogging live from The Hotel in South Beach. Yes, that's really its name. Much like EAT is a restaurant on Route 66.
Far be it for a conservative to ask for more govenrment. But it seems to me there's a precedent. We make land owners clean up eyesore blight and we don't let people smoke in public anymore because it offends non smokers. I'm at the pool and a person there needs to lose at least a Franklin.
Why should I be subjected to this? Is this fat person not infringing upon my rights to not be offended or emotionally upset?
The government needs to start making obese people clean up their act.
Far be it for a conservative to ask for more govenrment. But it seems to me there's a precedent. We make land owners clean up eyesore blight and we don't let people smoke in public anymore because it offends non smokers. I'm at the pool and a person there needs to lose at least a Franklin.
Why should I be subjected to this? Is this fat person not infringing upon my rights to not be offended or emotionally upset?
The government needs to start making obese people clean up their act.
Friday, February 04, 2005
Death Row Inmates On Hunger Strike
February 4, 2005
By ROSELYN TANTRAPHOL, Courant Staff Writer Death row inmates are staging a hunger strike at Northern Correctional Institution to draw attention to conditions at the "supermax" facility, which they describe as "tantamount to psychological torture."
Now how can I not comment on this? Isn't a death row hungerstrike giving in to the man? Fight the power. I say eat supersized portions men. Don't let the screws wear you down!!!!!!!
Update: Apparently the diabetics on death row did not enter the protest. I don't know if this means they are eating or not. Perhaps they've stopped eating sugar free foods.
February 4, 2005
By ROSELYN TANTRAPHOL, Courant Staff Writer Death row inmates are staging a hunger strike at Northern Correctional Institution to draw attention to conditions at the "supermax" facility, which they describe as "tantamount to psychological torture."
Now how can I not comment on this? Isn't a death row hungerstrike giving in to the man? Fight the power. I say eat supersized portions men. Don't let the screws wear you down!!!!!!!
Update: Apparently the diabetics on death row did not enter the protest. I don't know if this means they are eating or not. Perhaps they've stopped eating sugar free foods.
Stuck in a hotel room in South Beach. I'd thought I'd spend my Friday afternoon reading Tom Wolfe's latest novel and drinking boat drinks while looking at the butt floss at my hotel's pool. But it was not to be. It's 11 degrees warmer here than it is in Chicago right now.
More on S. Beach. I'd forgotten how the single man is discriminated against down here. I was at Nobu last night along with Beyonce and Greg Kinnear. Didn't get to talk to either as I was talking to 3 Asian hotstresses in from LA.
They were to meet me when they were done with dinner at the Sky Bar. Only I as a single man couldn't get into the sky bar. One of the ladies called me this afternoon and told me how fabulous it was. Blah.
So Miami Beach is a real life Seinfeld episode where if you have a hot woman you can go to all the places where the hot women are and meet more hot women. But if you don't have one you can't get one. I haven't been in this irritating a Catch 22 since I first tried to get a job and didn't have the job experience to get a job.
To make matters worse, because I wasn't at the Skyy Bar, the Asian hotstresses hooked up with a dude with a yacht. So they're not available tonight either. How the Fuck am I gonna compete with a yacht dude?
Oh well. We're gonna hook up after I get back from the Bulls Heat game tomorrow. And one of them is having a birfday. Bartender "Spankings for everyone".
More on S. Beach. I'd forgotten how the single man is discriminated against down here. I was at Nobu last night along with Beyonce and Greg Kinnear. Didn't get to talk to either as I was talking to 3 Asian hotstresses in from LA.
They were to meet me when they were done with dinner at the Sky Bar. Only I as a single man couldn't get into the sky bar. One of the ladies called me this afternoon and told me how fabulous it was. Blah.
So Miami Beach is a real life Seinfeld episode where if you have a hot woman you can go to all the places where the hot women are and meet more hot women. But if you don't have one you can't get one. I haven't been in this irritating a Catch 22 since I first tried to get a job and didn't have the job experience to get a job.
To make matters worse, because I wasn't at the Skyy Bar, the Asian hotstresses hooked up with a dude with a yacht. So they're not available tonight either. How the Fuck am I gonna compete with a yacht dude?
Oh well. We're gonna hook up after I get back from the Bulls Heat game tomorrow. And one of them is having a birfday. Bartender "Spankings for everyone".
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