Tuesday, March 16, 2004
This guy can't win the Darwinian award.
Apparently a young lad tried to kill himself by crucifixion.
He successfully nailed one hand to the cross. Then he was shocked, shocked I tell you to learn he had no way to nail his other hand up there.
Clearly this guy has no chance at being a Palestinian Assassin. They only take people with a clear ability to kill themselves.
No wonder companies are outsourcing jobs. If this is what we've got in the US of A, what choice have we.
Apparently a young lad tried to kill himself by crucifixion.
He successfully nailed one hand to the cross. Then he was shocked, shocked I tell you to learn he had no way to nail his other hand up there.
Clearly this guy has no chance at being a Palestinian Assassin. They only take people with a clear ability to kill themselves.
No wonder companies are outsourcing jobs. If this is what we've got in the US of A, what choice have we.
# posted by Jay @ 5:10 PM 
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