Earl's Pearls

Some phrases you just never tire of hearing.

Tax Refund.
You are so handsome.
Oh my god it's so huge I don't think I can take it all.
Would you like to come back with my supermodel girlfriends for some sex with the three of us?

All of those pale next to my favorite phrase in the world.

First place Chicago Cubs.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh