Sunday, March 27, 2005
Wow!!!!!
3 overtime basketball thrillers in 2 days. My baskeball prowess allowed me to have the foresight to pick Illinois, North Carolina and yes Louieville for my final 4. Thus I am leading my pool and when Illinois wins, so will I.
I can't help but wonder if that beyond miraculous comeback by the Illini yesterday bodes glad tidings for all things Cub. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
3 overtime basketball thrillers in 2 days. My baskeball prowess allowed me to have the foresight to pick Illinois, North Carolina and yes Louieville for my final 4. Thus I am leading my pool and when Illinois wins, so will I.
I can't help but wonder if that beyond miraculous comeback by the Illini yesterday bodes glad tidings for all things Cub. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Saturday, March 26, 2005
News Item:
Over 50 fires were set by celebrating University of W. Virgina fans after their team advanced to the elite 8 of the NCAA basketball tournament on Thursday.
Unreported by the politically correct press is that most of those were just Jeb and Mammie Yokum firing up the still to celebrate dem Mountaineers winning one of them basketball games.
Remember Moonshinin, stumpjumpin, hogcallin, sisterdatin, teethlackin W. Virginia fans, moderation with the moonshine.
Thank you.
Separately, the NCAA tournament committee's ineptitude was born out when the two #1 seeds who did not deserve said seeds, Duke and Washington were folded spindled and mutilated by better teams. Michigan State and Louisville who inexplicably were badly seeded at least 2 seeds below their deserved spots took care of the two overrated institutions. And for the second year in a row, I must point out that Coack K of Duke is wearing a Hitler style haircut. Good think Duke isn't the brown devils. I'd hate to see coach K in a brown suit.
Over 50 fires were set by celebrating University of W. Virgina fans after their team advanced to the elite 8 of the NCAA basketball tournament on Thursday.
Unreported by the politically correct press is that most of those were just Jeb and Mammie Yokum firing up the still to celebrate dem Mountaineers winning one of them basketball games.
Remember Moonshinin, stumpjumpin, hogcallin, sisterdatin, teethlackin W. Virginia fans, moderation with the moonshine.
Thank you.
Separately, the NCAA tournament committee's ineptitude was born out when the two #1 seeds who did not deserve said seeds, Duke and Washington were folded spindled and mutilated by better teams. Michigan State and Louisville who inexplicably were badly seeded at least 2 seeds below their deserved spots took care of the two overrated institutions. And for the second year in a row, I must point out that Coack K of Duke is wearing a Hitler style haircut. Good think Duke isn't the brown devils. I'd hate to see coach K in a brown suit.
Monday, March 21, 2005
Can we please put Terry Shiavo's tube back in and take Michael Jackson's out?
And could Michael Jackson's judge be any more of a pussy? Tell the dude you're tired of him showing up late and in his jammies for court.
Throw him in the lockup and let him have some baloney sammiches and tell Bubba about his germophobia.
Seriously, this dude needs to be planning his Roman Polanski escape b/c he is in big time trouble.
And could Michael Jackson's judge be any more of a pussy? Tell the dude you're tired of him showing up late and in his jammies for court.
Throw him in the lockup and let him have some baloney sammiches and tell Bubba about his germophobia.
Seriously, this dude needs to be planning his Roman Polanski escape b/c he is in big time trouble.
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