Sunday, March 21, 2004
My alma mater the U of Texas is in the sweet 16 while overrated teams like Kentucky and Stanford went home.
Life is good. It's really not fair to have a diploma from a school as great as UT and a good basketball team too.
Imagine how people from Kentucky and Princeton must feel.
Life is good. It's really not fair to have a diploma from a school as great as UT and a good basketball team too.
Imagine how people from Kentucky and Princeton must feel.
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Mr. Kerry added, "I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it,".
Just like his idol the other JFK. A true profile in courage.
You have to admire this kind of principled leadership.
Just like his idol the other JFK. A true profile in courage.
You have to admire this kind of principled leadership.
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
This guy can't win the Darwinian award.
Apparently a young lad tried to kill himself by crucifixion.
He successfully nailed one hand to the cross. Then he was shocked, shocked I tell you to learn he had no way to nail his other hand up there.
Clearly this guy has no chance at being a Palestinian Assassin. They only take people with a clear ability to kill themselves.
No wonder companies are outsourcing jobs. If this is what we've got in the US of A, what choice have we.
Apparently a young lad tried to kill himself by crucifixion.
He successfully nailed one hand to the cross. Then he was shocked, shocked I tell you to learn he had no way to nail his other hand up there.
Clearly this guy has no chance at being a Palestinian Assassin. They only take people with a clear ability to kill themselves.
No wonder companies are outsourcing jobs. If this is what we've got in the US of A, what choice have we.
Monday, March 08, 2004
So Martha's going to be preparing meals for hundreds.
And all with plastic utensils.
Ah the curtains made of jumpsuits. The cakes with files in them.
Meanwhile Martha is gonna be one very desired fish. I bet she fetches a whole carton of cigarettes.
And all with plastic utensils.
Ah the curtains made of jumpsuits. The cakes with files in them.
Meanwhile Martha is gonna be one very desired fish. I bet she fetches a whole carton of cigarettes.
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