Tuesday, April 20, 2004

 
McDonald's CEO died of a heart attack.

What are the odds that the head of a company that pushes fried hamburgers and super sized french fries would have hardened arteries.

Next thing you know the CEO of Altria will die of lung cancer.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Thursday, April 08, 2004

 
I love Condi Rice. She's brilliant and I wish she was President.

That being said, her hair looks like a bad cross between Prince and Denise Huxtable.

Whoa 2 straight posts on hair. I've become Joan Rivers and Mr. Blackwell.

Sunday, April 04, 2004

 
Watched the Final 4 last night. Nothing like seeing Duke choke like a bunch of sissies.

And what is with that haircut on coach K?

Mikey two people you don't wanna look like; Moe Howard and Hitler.

With that coiffure you look like Der Furhrer minus the stache. It was even scarier when you had a rant on the officials late in the game.

Friday, April 02, 2004

 
And so it goes.

Martha Stewart is gonna be making crepes and cell curtains out of jumpsuits and nice ornamental boxes to hold contraband. She made or saved 60 large.

Two asswipes who took 600mil or so from Tyco get a hung jury. No wonder other countries hate us. We are that stupid.

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