Saturday, February 28, 2004
Osama Seeks Satellite Dish
According to published reports, Osama's toadies tried to get him a satellite feed so he could watch the 9/11 attacks.
He was unable to get a dish set up in time.
Let that be a lesson to you all you folks who want to live in a cave. Tough to get good tv reception. Of course, cable wasn't even an option.
Note to self call Direct TV with Al Katy marekting plan.
According to published reports, Osama's toadies tried to get him a satellite feed so he could watch the 9/11 attacks.
He was unable to get a dish set up in time.
Let that be a lesson to you all you folks who want to live in a cave. Tough to get good tv reception. Of course, cable wasn't even an option.
Note to self call Direct TV with Al Katy marekting plan.
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Oh my head. I went to a 40th bday party last night.
If they made a video of it, it would be called "middle aged people gone wild".
Sgt at Arms Douglas C Niedermeyer describes it on this website: http://www.acmewebpages.com/midi/profound.wav
Sorry I can't link it. I'm still blog challenged
If they made a video of it, it would be called "middle aged people gone wild".
Sgt at Arms Douglas C Niedermeyer describes it on this website: http://www.acmewebpages.com/midi/profound.wav
Sorry I can't link it. I'm still blog challenged
Thursday, February 12, 2004
The city of San Franciso had a Lesbian wedding today.
The Bride looked resplendent in flannel. The other bride also looked lovely in flannel.
No truth to the rumor that they consummated the marriage by kicking the crap out of some construction workers.
The Bride looked resplendent in flannel. The other bride also looked lovely in flannel.
No truth to the rumor that they consummated the marriage by kicking the crap out of some construction workers.
SCANDAL FOR KERRY
Drudge is reporting that John Kerry has affair issues. And it is being suggested that it could even be an intern.
Those Democrats need signs in their offices that say "Don't Fuck the Help"
Kerry wants to model his Presidency after Clinton. He's off to a good start.
Drudge is reporting that John Kerry has affair issues. And it is being suggested that it could even be an intern.
Those Democrats need signs in their offices that say "Don't Fuck the Help"
Kerry wants to model his Presidency after Clinton. He's off to a good start.
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Ok. I have a new editor and she is tough. She wants a much more prodigous writing campaign. Unfortunately there's not much to write about. Wesley Clark hung it up. I'll miss his lunatic ramblings.
In the meantime Greg Maddux has not signed with the Cubs yet. Well who needs his candy ass?
John Kerry is to leadership as the Unabomber was to haute couteur
In the meantime Greg Maddux has not signed with the Cubs yet. Well who needs his candy ass?
John Kerry is to leadership as the Unabomber was to haute couteur
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Saladgate.
Fresh off his temper tantrum at the salad bar in Lubbock, Bobby Knight goes into Lawrence, Kansas today to face the Kansas Jayhawks.
I can only hope that they deluge Knight with croutons, sliced carrots, sliced cukes, and broccolin florets.
Give the Cretin the crouton.
What a putz.
Fresh off his temper tantrum at the salad bar in Lubbock, Bobby Knight goes into Lawrence, Kansas today to face the Kansas Jayhawks.
I can only hope that they deluge Knight with croutons, sliced carrots, sliced cukes, and broccolin florets.
Give the Cretin the crouton.
What a putz.
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
Brush With Greatness
I shared a revolving door today with Michael Jordan.
He didn't see me. The life of the little man.
I shared a revolving door today with Michael Jordan.
He didn't see me. The life of the little man.
Monday, February 02, 2004
Thank God for Tivo!!!!!!!
Without the magic of that techonology I would have missed......The Titty!!!!!!
I was away from the telly during that part of the production. Fortunately, an alert friend called me to ask if I'd seen Janet's mammary.
Though I missed it the first time I was able to go back via Tivo and see it.
My take, Justin wasn't a victim of "wardrobe malfunction"
Without the magic of that techonology I would have missed......The Titty!!!!!!
I was away from the telly during that part of the production. Fortunately, an alert friend called me to ask if I'd seen Janet's mammary.
Though I missed it the first time I was able to go back via Tivo and see it.
My take, Justin wasn't a victim of "wardrobe malfunction"
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