Earl's Pearls

Ladies some friendly advice.

If you're drinking a highball, say a vodka and tonic or a scotch and soda, DON'T DRINK IT THROUGH THE STRAW.

Thank you.

Coincidence?

First the government says there's a whole lot of signals about terrorist threats. Then N. California gets hit with an earthquake.

I guess Howard Dean was right. We're not safer with Saddam in prison.

You've just picked up 25 million dollars for turning in a murderous, brutal thug. What are you going to do now?

I am gooink to Deesneey world.

I wonder what kind of retainer Johnny Cochran would ask to represent Saddam in Court.

Women are now deforming their feet to wear high heeled shoes according to today's New York Times. And the New York Times never makes up stuff.

No wonder women only get paid 60 % of what men do. That's really stupid.

Not that I'm advocating women abandoning high heels. I saw several fetching lovelies last night while waiting for a table at Gibson's.

They looked great in their heels and short skirts. So wear em. But don't hack yourself up to do so. Got it?

Only took a month or so for my discussion of Saddam buying missiles and not getting his money back to make the main media. Wall St. Journal wrote on it yesterday.

Somebody else suggested it would make a good SNL sketch. Well duh.